Its funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. – Jimi Hendrix
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! but Thats funny… – Isaac Asimov
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West
Im not funny. What I am is brave. – Lucille Ball
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers
A mans got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. – Ernest Hemingway
Life would be tragic if it werent funny. – Stephen Hawking
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody elses expense. And I find that thats just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody elses feelings. – Ellen DeGeneres
I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it werent so exciting. – Bill Gates
Its a funny old world. – Margaret Thatcher
Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie
God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor
I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen
Its funny how you never think about the women youve had. Its always the ones who get away that you cant forget. – Chuck Palahniuk
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious. – Bill Hicks
You know the funny thing, I dont get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. – Donald Trump
I got a lot of support from my parents. Thats the one thing I always appreciated. They didnt tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny. – Jim Carrey
Theres nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. Its a total turn-off. – Doug Coupland
