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Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody elses expense.

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody elses expense. And I find that thats just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody elses feelings. – Ellen DeGeneres

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