Quote by Yogi Berra
I dont mean to be funny. - Yogi Berra

I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

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Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I dont think I could eat eight. – Yogi Berra

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