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Quote by Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyones first choice. - Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

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funny
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Whats so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, theyre going to go for, and its just great. – Paul Feig

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funny

Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. – Thom Yorke

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funny

Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. – Robert Frost

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funny

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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funny

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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. – William Galvin

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I only gave out my opinion that same sex marriage is against the law of God. – Manny Pacquiao

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Swimming – what real men do while boys play football. – Author Unknown

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I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do. – Willa Cather, 1913

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