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I think being funny is not anyones first choice. - Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen

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Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking Can women be funny? People still ask that. Its like asking: Can women breathe in and out? – Julie Walters

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Im just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. – Heath Ledger

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I think its actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian. – Octavia Spencer

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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood

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Learning should be a joy and full of excitement. It is lifes greatest adventure it is an illustrated excursion into the minds of the noble and the learned. – Taylor Caldwell

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Mind is a broken mirror. – Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

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You oughtnt to yield to temptation. Well, somebody must, or the thing becomes absurd. – Anthony Hope

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