Woody Allen's Quote - I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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I think being funny is not anyones first choice. - Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen

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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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Im good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. – Marlon Wayans

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As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. – Seth Rogen

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