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I think being funny is not anyones first choice. - Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

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Im one of those hovering mothers and I know its really important to have an independent child, so Im trying to back off, but its hard. I love him so much, and hes so funny and cute to me. – Selma Blair

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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. – George Lopez

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