Woody Allen's Quote - I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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I think being funny is not anyones first choice. - Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

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Right now its only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. – Woody Allen

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He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, its not a good place for you to be. – Colin Quinn

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person. – Janeane Garofalo

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