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I think being funny is not anyones first choice. - Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

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Punishment
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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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Reality
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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good
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Im very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in Morning Glory with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. – Rachel McAdams

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funny

I thought Borat was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasnt some studio-produced script with 14 writers. – Steve Martin

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funny

Its funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and theyll do practically anything you want them to. – J. D. Salinger

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funny

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. – Andrew Stanton

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funny

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Just as a fire is covered by smoke and a mirror is obscured by dust, just as the embryo rests deep within the womb, wisdom is hidden by selfish desire. – Bhagavad Gita

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He who can be a good son will be a good father. – Author Unknown

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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen

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