Woody Allen's Quote - I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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I think being funny is not anyones first choice. - Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen

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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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