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I think being funny is not anyones first choice. - Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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God
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Woody Allen
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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Singing
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Woody Allen
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Communism is like one big phone company. – Lenny Bruce

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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funny

Its funny that it all becomes about clothes. Its bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and its all about your dress. You cant get away from it. – Reese Witherspoon

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funny

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The Middle East has the highest unemployment percentage of any region in the world we have the largest youth cohort of history coming into the market place that frustration does translate into the political sphere when people are hungry and without jobs. – King Abdullah II

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Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank. – Jean de la Bruyere

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Courage is a love affair with the unknown. – Osho

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I really liked the helicopter pilot in Dawn of the Dead, when he gets bitten and comes out of the elevator. That guy was amazing. He did this incredible walk that we didnt even know about until we started shooting. – George A. Romero

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amazing