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I think being funny is not anyones first choice. - Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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As I get older, I just prefer to knit. – Tracey Ullman

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley

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Its simple, if it jiggles, its fat. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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