I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley