Quote by Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyones first choice. - Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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Vices
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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God
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funny
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I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. – Stephen Dorff

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funny

The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. Bridesmaids is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as Bad Teacher. – Chris Pratt

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funny

Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley

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funny

Come out is so funny to me because Ive never been in. – Adam Lambert

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funny

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My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. – Molly Sims

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Scientia is knowledge. It is only in the popular mind that it is equated with facts. – John Charles Polanyi

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Knowledge

Our culture now wonderfully, alchemically transforms images and history into artistic material. The possibilities seem endless and wide open. – Jerry Saltz

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History

Word by word the big books are made. – French Proverb

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Goals