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funny

Its funny when people say, I dont think Julia likes me. Honey, if I dont like you, youre going to know about it. – Julia Roberts

Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists goals. – Craig Bruce

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

I think were all good and bad, but goods not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. – Larry David

Its funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. – Satchel Paige

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, thats when things start feeling fake and boring. – Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Whats funny is that the idea of popularity – even the use of the word popular – is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern. – Susan Orlean

I mean Ive seen 3D films so far and I think its a long way to go before they replace actors. Its a funny thing with 3D, I havent quite got it yet. Yet. – Daniel Radcliffe

Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But hes also funny as hell, and hes so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, hes so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way. – Tom Hiddleston

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, Why didnt you do that when you were on television? – Conan OBrien

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, Im really a jock. – Billy Corgan

Im a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys – movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. – LeBron James

You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

Its only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that Im skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think Im big, when I was big, I never thought about it. – Karl Lagerfeld

I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldnt give my lyrics, and its all wrong in the book, and I giggle. Its funny. – Jonathan Davis

I dont think Im funny. – Liam Neeson

Its funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. – Liam Neeson

Its funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and theyll do practically anything you want them to. – J. D. Salinger

You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David