Mae West's Quote - Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West

Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

Other quotes by Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. – Mae West

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Marriage is a great institution, but Im not ready for an institution. – Mae West

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No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday. – Mae West

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