Quote by Mae West
Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West

Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

Other quotes by Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

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funny
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Mae West
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I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported. – Mae West

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Men
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Mae West
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No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday. – Mae West

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Jewelry
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I dont think my judgment is that good. I dont know what is funny. – Jerry Stiller

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You can go to a play that is enjoyable because its funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play thats enjoyable because its disturbing. – Wallace Shawn

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funny

The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders

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funny

Very often, I dont make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. – David Ogden Stiers

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funny

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