Quote by Mae West
Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West

Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

Other quotes by Mae West

Personally, I like two types of men – domestic and foreign. – Mae West

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Men
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Mae West
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. – Mae West

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Men
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Mae West
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. – Will Ferrell

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funny

I always approach comedy roles pretending they arent funny. – Brendan Fraser

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funny

Theres a darkness under The Hangover because ultimately theres a missing person and its not really that funny. Theres a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in Old School. – Todd Phillips

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funny

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? – W. Clement Stone

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funny

Random Quotes

Success comes in waves. – Guy Pearce

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Wisdom begins in wonder. – Socrates

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Wisdom

Truth titillates the imagination far less than fiction. – Marquis de Sade

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Imagination

One might think that the money value of an invention constitutes its reward to the man who loves his work. But… I continue to find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success. – Thomas A. Edison

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Money