Mae West's Quote - Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West

Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. – Mae West

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No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday. – Mae West

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A woman in love cant be reasonable – or she probably wouldnt be in love. – Mae West

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I never said most of the things I said. – Yogi Berra

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I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. – Bill Maher

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