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Quote by Mae West
Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West

Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

Other quotes by Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. – Mae West

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Mae West
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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. – Don Rickles

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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

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