Mae West's Quote - Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West

Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up. – Mae West

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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. – Mae West

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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. – Mae West

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Its funny, as you live through something youre not aware of it. – Maya Lin

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Especially with a comedy, youve got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. Its not like drama where youre trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. Youre trying to figure out whats the funniest way to do something. – Luke Wilson

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. – Eddie Izzard

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I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. Its not very funny, but its sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. – Tahar Ben Jelloun

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Wine hath drowned more men than the sea. – Thomas Fuller

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When I pastored a country church, a farmer didnt like the sermons I preached on hell. He said, Preach about the meek and lowly Jesus. I said, Thats where I got my information about hell. – Vance Havner

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