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Quote by Mae West
Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West

Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. Theyre short, theyre intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. – Caroline Kennedy

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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I dont believe I deserved my friends. – Walt Whitman

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