Mae West's Quote - Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West

Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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When Im good Im very, very good, but when Im bad, Im better. – Mae West

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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. – Mae West

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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. – Mae West

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I think if actors dont think of themselves as funny in real life they think they cant do comedy. – Ben Barnes

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill

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People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. Youre laughing one minute and youre crying the next and thats just life for me, and that is what people are like. – Sally Hawkins

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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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Most young people havent used their storytelling skills since they were 8 or 9 or 10 and wanted to persuade Mom and Dad to take them to the ball game. – Peter Guber

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All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it. – George Bernard Shaw

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A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. – M*A*S*H, Klinger, “Bug-Out,” 1976

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Women didnt want to be on the stage with other women because they didnt want their bodies to be compared. They didnt want another female act opening for them because of this weird competitive and tokenistic attitude. – Kathleen Hanna

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