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Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. – Will Rogers

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We dont seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? – Will Rogers

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