Quote by Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. -

Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. – Will Rogers

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that dont get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers

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I dont really necessarily think Im a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I dont feel Im the best at doing. – Seann William Scott

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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

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The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion. – John Keegan

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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The pursuit of truth will set you free even if you never catch up with it. – Clarence Darrow

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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word. – Alan K. Simpson

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