Quote by Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. -

Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. – Will Rogers

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Money
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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

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War
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Movies these days have made killers into funny people. Whats that all about? Ive got kids and family and friends, and I dont like bad things. I dont think theyre funny, and its irresponsible to make movies that dont show you how thats not good. – Billy Bob Thornton

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. – Eddie Izzard

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In my circle of friends, Ive always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I dont want the spotlight on me. – Rosie Perez

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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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The world we build tomorrow is born in the stories we tell our children today. Politics moves the pieces. Education changes the game. – Jonathan Sacks

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People break down after a couple of hours. All the defenses go down, and theres a kind of communication that if I spent 20 years in a living room with one of these people, I would never, never know as much about them as I do in that one day. – Lee Grant

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We spend January1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives… not looking for flaws, but for potential. – Ellen Goodman

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