Its funny how you never think about the women youve had. Its always the ones who get away that you cant forget. – Chuck Palahniuk
Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified? – Chuck Palahniuk
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. – Chuck Palahniuk
The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone. – Chuck Palahniuk
Funny People is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though its a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didnt feel like I was playing myself. Whether its a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible. – Jonah Hill