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Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. - An

Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldnt be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. – Angelina Jolie

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Id like to believe that the people that have supported me in my work or identified with me in films, the people that feel they know me, they do and they dont have misconceptions – they understand. I believe that. – Angelina Jolie

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For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings – by classmates, not the nuns – was to be the funny guy. – George A. Romero

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Stand still and see the salvation of the Lord. – Bible

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