Quote by Angelina Jolie
Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. - An

Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

Other quotes by Angelina Jolie

Without pain, there would be no suffering, without suffering we would never learn from our mistakes. To make it right, pain and suffering is the key to all windows, without it, there is no way of life. – Angelina Jolie

Category:
Learning
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I love to put on lotion. Sometimes Ill watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that dont taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me. – Angelina Jolie

Category:
Love
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The truth is I love being alive. And I love feeling free. So if I cant have those things then I feel like a caged animal and Id rather not be in a cage. Id rather be dead. And its real simple. And I think its not that uncommon. – Angelina Jolie

Category:
Freedom
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

Category:
funny

Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your kid. Dont let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. – Amy Poehler

Category:
funny

I have a new philosophy. Im only going to dread one day at a time. – Charles M. Schulz

Category:
funny

So often, I read scripts and am like, This would never happen in real life. Its not trying to be funny. Its trying to be serious. – Shailene Woodley

Category:
funny

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Public opinion is a second conscience. – William R. Alger

Category:
Opinion

The private lives of the ancients are now the public sport of the moderns. – Ivor Brown

Category:
Miscellaneous

In high school, a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought, Me? Youve got to be joking! I mean, in junior high, I used to come home and cry because I was so afraid of my math homework. Seriously, I was terrified of math. – Danica McKellar

Category:
Home

I binge when Im happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like Im at a birthday party. – Kirstie Alley

Category:
Birthday