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Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. - An

Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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Ive told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldnt kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are. – Angelina Jolie

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All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like whats sexy or cool or tough. – Angelina Jolie

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

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Funny, I dont feel any more powerful today than yesterday. – Jerry B. Jenkins

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

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