Quote by Angelina Jolie
Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. - An

Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

Other quotes by Angelina Jolie

Ive told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldnt kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are. – Angelina Jolie

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dad
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To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldnt be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. – Angelina Jolie

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Morning
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I like to hide behind the characters I play. Despite the public perception, I am a very private person who has a hard time with the fame thing. – Angelina Jolie

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Time
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Other Quotes from
funny
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs Ive ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny. – Zach Galifianakis

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funny

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny

In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. Theyre short, theyre intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. – Caroline Kennedy

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funny

I wasnt even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse. – Michael Bergin

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funny

Random Quotes

Emotion resulting from a work of art is only of value when it is not obtained by sentimental blackmail. – Jean Cocteau

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Art

While there is perhaps a province in which the photograph can tell us nothing more than what we see with our own eyes, there is another in which it proves to us how little our eyes permit us to see. – Dorothea Lange

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Photography

On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it its instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years. – Judith Krantz

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alone

Theres a line I have that our family was designed more for public than for private. But there are definitely some things that are only mine. I am someone who dreams at night, and you dont know what Im dreaming. – Carrie Fisher

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Dreams