Quote by Angelina Jolie
Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. - An

Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

Other quotes by Angelina Jolie

To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldnt be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. – Angelina Jolie

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Morning
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If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do. – Angelina Jolie

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Death
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Theres something about death that is comforting. The thought that you could die tomorrow frees you to appreciate your life now. – Angelina Jolie

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People forget how outcast They Might Be Giants can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house. – John Hodgman

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funny

Im an idealist. I dont know where Im going, but Im on my way. – Carl Sandburg

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funny

Its funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. – Nick Offerman

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funny

Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. – Robert Frost

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So much of life is luck. One day you make a right turn and get hit by a car. Turn left and you meet the love of your life. I think I made the correct turn. – Loretta Swit

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In France, we dont yet have the craft that American TV does or big studios like Paramount. It was so cool going through those famous gates when you have your own little pass and picture on it. Woo hoo, Im going to work! – Lizzie Brochere

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cool

In the business world today, failure is apparently not an option. We need to change this attitude toward failure – and celebrate the idea that only by falling on our collective business faces do we learn enough to succeed down the road. – Naveen Jain

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