Quote by Angelina Jolie
Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. - An

Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

Other quotes by Angelina Jolie

If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do. – Angelina Jolie

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Death
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I love to put on lotion. Sometimes Ill watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that dont taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me. – Angelina Jolie

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Love
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I didnt really want to live, so anything that was an investment in time made me angry… but also I just felt sad. When the hopelessness is hurting you, its the fixtures and fittings that finish you off. – Angelina Jolie

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sad
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funny
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One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guys restroom and she wasnt embarrassed at all. – Zac Efron

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funny

Theres always something funny about men chasing women. – David Spade

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funny

I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. Its funny, when you look back at it, its one of the last times that the boundaries were clear. Now, as we see on Homeland, there are no clear boundaries and enemies. – Matthew Rhys

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funny

I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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funny

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Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers. – Mignon McLaughlin

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Society

After the ship has sunk, everyone knows how she might have been saved. – Italian Proverb

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Solutions

If I can help and influence girls who are going through body-image issues then I think thats amazing. – Kate Upton

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amazing

I dont think you need religion. – Terry Jones

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Religion