Quote by Angelina Jolie
Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. - An

Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

Other quotes by Angelina Jolie

To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldnt be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. – Angelina Jolie

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Morning
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If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do. – Angelina Jolie

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Death
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Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I dont know why hes with me. I dont know whether Im good enough. But if I make him happy, then Im everything I want to be. – Angelina Jolie

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amazing
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Im on so late Im definitely the last seconds of anyones attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, Thats funny, then fall asleep. – Jimmy Fallon

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I dont really necessarily think Im a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I dont feel Im the best at doing. – Seann William Scott

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funny

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. – Bill Maher

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funny

Ive got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. – David Spade

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funny

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We should not have the U.S. government buying stock in American industries – the financial industry or any other industry. – Rand Paul

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My husband is a composer, so he plays piano all the time and I sit there and clap telling my unborn child, Hear me clap, hear the music. I know music, in general, is supposed to be good for babies to hear. – Danica McKellar

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Truth makes many appeals, not the least of which is its power to shock. – Jules Renard

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