Quote by Angelina Jolie
Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. - An

Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

Other quotes by Angelina Jolie

Im just glad I was able to return to some of that innocence and beauty I had as a child when I started my own family, and my children brought me back some of that spirit. – Angelina Jolie

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All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like whats sexy or cool or tough. – Angelina Jolie

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cool
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Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I dont know why hes with me. I dont know whether Im good enough. But if I make him happy, then Im everything I want to be. – Angelina Jolie

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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill whats funny in the joke. – Richard Russo

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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Its funny because I think a lot of it is simply… Weve never considered ourselves satirists, but because were on Comedy Central and because were South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. – Trey Parker

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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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