Quote by Angelina Jolie
Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. - An

Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

Other quotes by Angelina Jolie

To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldnt be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. – Angelina Jolie

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Morning
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Im just glad I was able to return to some of that innocence and beauty I had as a child when I started my own family, and my children brought me back some of that spirit. – Angelina Jolie

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Beauty
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I love to put on lotion. Sometimes Ill watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that dont taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me. – Angelina Jolie

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Love
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Communism is like one big phone company. – Lenny Bruce

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funny

Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

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funny

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. – Steve Coogan

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funny

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. – Andrew Stanton

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funny

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I think about my parents all the time, especially on Sunday when Im at Mass. My mother always said, We do not pray to win elections. We pray for peoples health, we pray that Gods will be done, we pray that we do our best. But we do not pray to win elections. – Nancy Pelosi

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Health

History has remembered the kings and warriors, because they destroyed art has remembered the people, because they created. – William Morris

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Art

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. – Proverb

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Im not looking for sympathy at all. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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