Quote by Angelina Jolie
Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. - An

Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

Other quotes by Angelina Jolie

First and foremost comes my family and my life with Brad. We have so much joy in raising our children and teaching them about the world that nothing really compares to that. – Angelina Jolie

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Family
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All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like whats sexy or cool or tough. – Angelina Jolie

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cool
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To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldnt be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. – Angelina Jolie

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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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funny

This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy

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funny

To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. – Seth Rogen

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funny

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The year I was born, 1956, was the peak year for babies being born, and there are more people essentially our age than anybody else. We could crush these new generations if we decided too. – Tom Hanks

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Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that African-Americans have made in a 30-year period, in spite of many black folks and white folks lying to one another. – Dick Gregory

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