Quote by Bill Gates
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam ever

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it werent so exciting. – Bill Gates

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Expectations are a form of first-class truth: If people believe it, its true. – Bill Gates

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Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. – Bill Gates

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Security is, I would say, our top priority because for all the exciting things you will be able to do with computers – organizing your lives, staying in touch with people, being creative – if we dont solve these security problems, then people will hold back. – Bill Gates

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

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Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the publics desire for him to be funny simply because hes so good at it. – Ben Stiller

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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as its funny enough. – Sarah Silverman

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Its funny because I think a lot of it is simply… Weve never considered ourselves satirists, but because were on Comedy Central and because were South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. – Trey Parker

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Do not quench your inspiration and your imagination; do not become the slave of your model. – Vincent Van Gogh

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As the GAO report recognizes, the long-term health of our forests relies on additional fuel reduction options and funding to reduce the risks that catastrophic fire poses to our nations ecosystems, communities and federal budgetary resources. – Greg Walden

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Womens humor seems to be a little more supportive. Its just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like Im going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. – Paul Feig

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