Quote by Doug Coupland
Theres nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. Its a t

Theres nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. Its a total turn-off. – Doug Coupland

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When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, theyre going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and theyre going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture. – Doug Coupland

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Future
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A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment youre past it. – Doug Coupland

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good
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My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. – Jennifer Aniston

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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. – Warren Buffett

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

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Everyone needs a certain amount of money. Beyond that, we pursue money because we know how to obtain it. We dont necessarily know how to obtain happiness. – Gregg Easterbrook

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When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. Thats the story of my private life. – Gloria Swanson

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And what is liberty, whose very name makes the heart beat faster and shakes the world? Is it not the union of all liberties – liberty of conscience, of education, of association, of the press, of travel, or labor, or trade? – Frederic Bastiat

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Ive always been very zealous about not invading other peoples private spaces. – Peter Jennings

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