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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, hes stuck with so ma

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor

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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. – Garrison Keillor

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Im not busy… a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldnt think my schedule looked so busy. – Garrison Keillor

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