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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, hes stuck with so ma

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun. – Steve Martin

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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Im a misplaced American, but dont know where I was misplaced. – Ruby Wax

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