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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, hes stuck with so ma

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor

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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor

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