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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, hes stuck with so ma

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor

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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted. – Garrison Keillor

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parenting
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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor

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Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On Parks and Rec, weve got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we dont just effuse to one another and be like, Oh, Rob Lowes really funny, if he wasnt. – Chris Pratt

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Marie Antoinette was funny, Im sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the Let them eat cake line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. – Colin Quinn

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing. – Voltaire

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You know whats funny? I dont ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises – I dont see that happening to me. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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