Garrison Keillor's Quote - God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so ma

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God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. – Garrison Keillor

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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that Im going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor

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