Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and Im nice – and I like to eat. – Paris Hilton
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I dont know. I mean, how can you tell? – Andy Warhol
As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of ones friends and relatives children. – P. J. ORourke
I had everything Id hoped for, but I wasnt being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didnt like me for being… me. – Ellen DeGeneres
Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. – Hedy Lamarr
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash
I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and dont care. For me, its really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. – Kesha
Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. – Steve Martin
Its a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. – Zora Neale Hurston
I dont care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, Ill laugh because theyll probably be funny. – Paula Deen
I thought Borat was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasnt some studio-produced script with 14 writers. – Steve Martin
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun. – Steve Martin
You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh
In my circle of friends, Ive always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I dont want the spotlight on me. – Rosie Perez
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? Its just funny. – Taylor Swift
I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld
Im smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. – Megan Fox
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. Its kind of based on how I am. – Jennifer Aniston
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin
Thats what I hate about a lot of comedies, when youre hitting a line or making it funny. – Jennifer Aniston
