Quote by Bill Hicks
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious. – Bill Hicks

Other quotes by Bill Hicks

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I dont know one child with a full time job and children. – Bill Hicks

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If youre so pro-life, do me a favour: dont lock arms and block medical clinics. If youre so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. – Bill Hicks

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I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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Whats funny is that the idea of popularity – even the use of the word popular – is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern. – Susan Orlean

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. – Bill Maher

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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. – Jimmy Cannon

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