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Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious. – Bill Hicks

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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I dont know one child with a full time job and children. – Bill Hicks

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If youre so pro-life, do me a favour: dont lock arms and block medical clinics. If youre so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. – Bill Hicks

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