Quote by Bill Hicks
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious. – Bill Hicks

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If you dont think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CDs and burn them. – Bill Hicks

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Women priests. Great, great. Now theres priests of both sexes I dont listen to. – Bill Hicks

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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you cant get rid of. – Calvin Trillin

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The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion. – John Keegan

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You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they dont like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiots mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. – Terry Bradshaw

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I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

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