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Quote by Bill Hicks
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious. – Bill Hicks

Other quotes by Bill Hicks

If youre so pro-life, do me a favour: dont lock arms and block medical clinics. If youre so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. – Bill Hicks

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Medical
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Bill Hicks
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Women priests. Great, great. Now theres priests of both sexes I dont listen to. – Bill Hicks

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Women
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Bill Hicks
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But hes also funny as hell, and hes so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, hes so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way. – Tom Hiddleston

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. – Eddie Izzard

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You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. Theres no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or youre finished. Its impossible to predict anything. – Colin Quinn

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. – Jean Kerr

Category:
good

Look, I hate to sound like Pollyanna, but I literally cant wait to get to work in the morning. Ive got steady jobs, Ive got my health, and Im here in the greatest city in the world. Id be a pig not to be grateful. – Christopher Meloni

Category:
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The rights of persons, and the rights of property, are the objects, for the protection of which Government was instituted. – James Madison

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All the commandments: You shall not commit adultery, you shall not kill, you shall not steal, you shall not covet, and so on, are summed up in this single command: You must love your neighbor as yourself. – Jesus Christ

Category:
Love