Will Rogers's Quote - If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

Quote by Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

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Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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The United States never lost a war or won a conference. – Will Rogers

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