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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

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So live that you wouldnt be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers

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