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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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This depression was deep, and you dont climb out of anything as quick as you fall in. – Will Rogers

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There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers

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Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy hes always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes hes important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill OReilly, except shorter and Jewish. – Denis Leary

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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! but Thats funny… – Isaac Asimov

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If you look at the game and everything, its not quite like looking at an animated film, because thats total character. This, this is really movement, but its got funny little things if you look for the humor. Theyre actually getting to the character. – Don Bluth

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When youre playing a romantic version of a real person, youre playing a version of the truth. – Andrea Riseborough

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We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. – Sir Winston Churchill

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