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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. – Will Rogers

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Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock. – Will Rogers

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Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York Im recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris its not as commonplace to be recognized. – Marc Jacobs

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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, Well its obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music. – Trey Parker

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But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you cant forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesnt work. – Robert Downey, Jr.

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There is only one secure foundation: a genuine, deep relationship with Jesus Christ, which will carry you through any and all turmoil. No matter what storms are raging all around, youll stand firm if you stand on His love. – Charles Stanley

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