If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers
People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. – Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. – Will Rogers
To lovers, I devise their imaginary world, with whatever they may need, as the stars of the sky, the red, red roses by the wall, the snow of the hawthorn, the sweet strains of music, and aught else they may desire to figure to each other the lastingness and beauty of their love. – Williston Fish, "A Last Will," 1898