Will Rogers's Quote - If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

Quote by Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. – Will Rogers

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Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. – Will Rogers

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