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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. – Will Rogers

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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. – Will Rogers

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