If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. – Will Rogers
There should be one day when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers
Why am I so determined to put the shoulder where it belongs? Women have very round shoulders that push forward slightly; this touches me and I say: One must not hide that! Then someone tells you: The shoulder is on the back. Ive never seen women with shoulders on their backs. – Coco Chanel