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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you dont let it get the best of you. – Will Rogers

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesnt get worse every time Congress meets. – Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. – Will Rogers

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

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This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. – Charisma Carpenter

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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. – Don Rickles

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Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown. – Fanny Brice

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