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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. – Will Rogers

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. – Bill Cosby

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

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