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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers

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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they dont have for something they dont need. – Will Rogers

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The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, youve immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. – Steve Coogan

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Funny Games was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then thats quite different. Funny Games is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience. – Michael Haneke

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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. – Michael Caine

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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Im generally quite an angry person, and I like to channel my anger toward something creative. – Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy

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I dont want a Black History Month. Black history is American history. – Morgan Freeman

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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. – Stephen Butler Leacock, quoted in Michael Jackman, Crown’s Book of Politic

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