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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. – Will Rogers

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