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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers

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Its funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

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