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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. – Will Rogers

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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it. – Will Rogers

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People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. – Will Rogers

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Im sorry, if you were right, Id agree with you. – Robin Williams

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To this day, Ive found that it doesnt matter what a guy looks like if hes really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you dont hear men saying, No shes not pretty, but is she ever funny! – Catherine OHara

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Life would be tragic if it werent funny. – Stephen Hawking

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