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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. – Will Rogers

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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I couldnt bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I dont need to compete with the wardrobe. – Jerry Lewis

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When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, its just wonderful. – Francois Truffaut

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By going over your day in imagination before you begin it, you can begin acting successfully at any moment. – Dorthea Brande

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In this world without quiet corners, there can be no easy escapes from history, from hullabaloo, from terrible, unquiet fuss. – Salman Rushdie

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My mom and my dad were married 56 years, and the fact that I reconciled with my dad I think made their marriage a little bit better as well. – Larry Elder

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I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. – Aristotle

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