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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

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