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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways. – Will Rogers

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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. – Will Rogers

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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers

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Im a misplaced American, but dont know where I was misplaced. – Ruby Wax

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I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. – Katy Perry

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