If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. – Will Rogers
Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
And this prime hour of fragrance is the hour so many miss upon beds of sloth, never half knowing what a beautiful, marvellous world is around them. Not all the long hours of day can possibly bring back again the charm and blessedness of this, either to the body or to the soul. – Sarah Smiley
An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated. – Madalyn Murray OHair