If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers
Its a good thing we dont get all the government we pay for. – Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers
Its a good thing we dont get all the government we pay for. – Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him “father.” – Will Rogers
This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy