Logo
Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

Category:
Food
Author
Will Rogers
Read Quote

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now whats going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? – Will Rogers

Category:
Government
Author
Will Rogers
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Its funny how most people love the dead, once youre dead your made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

Category:
funny

Im a misplaced American, but dont know where I was misplaced. – Ruby Wax

Category:
funny

Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. – Neve Campbell

Category:
funny

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. Im really into eggs Benedict in the morning. – Jenny McCarthy

Category:
Morning

Im a father thats what matters most. Nothing matters more. – Gordon Brown

Category:
fathersday

Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to. – George Seaton

Category:
Faith

From the lowest animals of which we can affirm intelligence up to man this type of intellect is found. – Edward Thorndike

Category:
Intelligence