Logo
Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. – Will Rogers

Category:
legal
Author
Will Rogers
Read Quote

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesnt go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one hes got. – Will Rogers

Category:
Time
Author
Will Rogers
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. – Tim Heidecker

Category:
funny

I think if they put a laugh track on Intervention, it would be funny. – Zach Galifianakis

Category:
funny

I love funny people, and when Im with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, Hey let me tell you a joke. – Paul Feig

Category:
funny

Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Covetousness is both the beginning and the end of the devils alphabet – the first vice in corrupt nature that moves, and the last which dies. – Michel de Montaigne

Category:
Nature

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person. – Ethel Watts Mumford

Category:
Knowledge

Our ideals, like the gods of old, are constantly demanding human sacrifices. – George Bernard Shaw

Category:
Ideals

Were trying to set up a movie for me in the near future. Its going to be similar to the story of how I got discovered. Kinda like my own version of 8 Mile. – Justin Bieber

Category:
Future