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Quote by Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of fu

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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You cant say civilization dont advance… in every war they kill you in a new way. – Will Rogers

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Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Funny People is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though its a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didnt feel like I was playing myself. Whether its a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible. – Jonah Hill

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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson

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I cant not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. – Greg Kinnear

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