I read a lot of scripts that I just dont find very funny. – Jennifer Aniston
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when theyre down, and when theyre having a good time, I can carry on the joke. – John Krasinski
Do you know, its funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. – Stevie Wonder
Keep your sense of humor, my friend if you dont have a sense of humor it just isnt funny anymore. – Wavy Gravy
Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world – and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls Id like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy – a mixture of the two would be hot. – Justin Bieber
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy hes always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes hes important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill OReilly, except shorter and Jewish. – Denis Leary
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin
Its hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai E. Stevenson
I wear black skinny-fit jeans – I cant get away from them. Its funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. – Shaun White
I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, its OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink. – Karl Lagerfeld
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guys restroom and she wasnt embarrassed at all. – Zac Efron
A good artist is willing to die many times over. Whats funny is, Ive died so many times. – Billy Corgan
Hollywoods just not funny. – Chris Rock
Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock
Its funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? Ive got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. – Jeff Bridges
Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But its funny what comes down the pike. – Jeff Bridges
The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I cant take myself too seriously. – Drew Barrymore
If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. – Larry David
