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Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson

For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson

The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. – Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson