Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson