Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson