Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson