Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
What I dont like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where theres no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you dont want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now heres the epiphany scene and then the movies over. – Paul Feig