Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson