Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson