Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson