If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson