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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have s

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Language is a skin: I rub my language against the other. It is as if I had words instead of fingers, or fingers at the tip of my words. My language trembles with desire. – Roland Barthes

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Words want to be free! – Anonymous

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Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have, long since, as good as renounced it. – Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus, Book II, chapter 4

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He swore at us in German (which I should judge to be a singularly effective language for that purpose)… – Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889

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