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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have s

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Human speech is like a cracked cauldron on which we bang out tunes that make bears dance, when what we want is to move the stars to pity. – Gustave Flaubert

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But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought. – George Orwell

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What are your Axioms, and Categories, and Systems, and Aphorisms? Words, words…. Be not the slave of Words… – Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus: The Life and Opinions of Herr Teufelsdröckh, 1

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