Quote by Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have s

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Back to School
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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Age
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

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Language is the most imperfect and expensive means yet discovered for communicating thought. – William James

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By such innovations are languages enriched, when the words are adopted by the multitude, and naturalized by custom. – Miguel de Cervantes

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A different language is a different vision of life. – Federico Fellini

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Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts. – Karl Kraus, translated from German by Harry Zohn

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When I read about the way in which library funds are being cut and cut, I can only think that American society has found one more way to destroy itself. – Isaac Asimov

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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you dont believe? – Quentin Crisp

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