If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson