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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have s

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Words want to be free! – Anonymous

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