More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
I think were the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. Its not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human. – Rainn Wilson