More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. – G.B. Shaw, Getting Married, 1908