More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
Gay marriage has jumped out of the closet on to the front page. Everyone from the president of the U.S. to retired four-star general Colin Powell is embracing the issue, now supported by most Americans. Still, a few people, like former First Lady Laura Bush appear to be conflicted. – Kitty Kelley