Quote by Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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Food
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An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. – A. J. Liebling

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Food

Those other 10 oclock shows that come on, all you get from them is headaches and nightmares when you go to bed! At least we give you food, know what I mean? – Emeril Lagasse

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Food

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner – but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours. – Busy Philipps

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I love food, I love eating. – Robin Gibb

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As information technology restructures the work situation, it abstracts thought from action. – Shoshana Zuboff

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