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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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Age
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Back to School
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds
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Food
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You know, if I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough, I would be convinced were in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that weve got to do something about the unemployed. – Ronald Reagan

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Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. – Proverb

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Words do two major things: They provide food for the mind and create light for understanding and awareness. – Jim Rohn

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I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And thats living. – Ursula Andress

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One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, “Bless you.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Education can counteract the natural tendency to do the wrong thing, but the inexorable succession of generations requires that the basis for this knowledge be constantly refreshed. – Garrett Hardin

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Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door. – George Edward Moore

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You must pursue this investigation of Watergate even if it leads to the president. Im innocent. Youve got to believe Im innocent. If you dont, take my job. – Richard M. Nixon

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