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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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Labor Day
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson

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Wisdom
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Language
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I dont need the fillers, additives, excessive amounts of sugars, fats, salts and other measures taken to taint the natural goodness of real food. – Mark Hyman

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They advertise on the radio for food stamps! – Bill OReilly

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Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. – Denis Leary

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Food tells you everything about the way people live and who they are. – Martin Scorsese

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