Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson