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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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If I can wake up everyday before I die and know that I dont have to serve anyone food or drinks, I will be happy! – Kelly Clarkson

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All I ever wanted to do was to make food accessible to everyone to show that you can make mistakes – I do all the time – but it doesnt matter. – Jamie Oliver

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Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business. – Franklin P. Jones

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The primary requisite for writing well about food is a good appetite. Without this, it is impossible to accumulate, within the allotted span, enough experience of eating to have anything worth setting down. – A. J. Liebling

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I think the importance of doing activist work is precisely because it allows you to give back and to consider yourself not as a single individual who may have achieved whatever but to be a part of an ongoing historical movement. – Angela Davis

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