Quote by Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson

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I dont have a dime left. I am dependent on my friends for food and a small old-age pension. – Bela Lugosi

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Its almost seems as though theres a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I think its very tasty food. – Regis Philbin

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I can safely say that other than macaroni and cheese, theres no processed food in my life. Theres no inorganic food in my life these days. Theres no junk food. Theres not a lot of sugar. Theres no soy. I mean, really everything thats going into my body is pretty pure. – Ginnifer Goodwin

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I wait for the next opportunity to have something to do with food. If I get rested, my mind just starts creating new dishes – click, click, click. – Paul Prudhomme

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