Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson