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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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Housewarming
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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Teenagers
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Other Quotes from
Food
category

People come up to me all the time and say, Oh, I love to watch Food Network, and I ask them what they cook, and they say, I dont really cook. Theyre afraid, theyre intimidated, they know all about food from eating out and watching TV, but they dont know where to start in their own kitchen. – Michael Symon

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Food

Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on its delight is murder, and its end is despair. – Friedrich Schiller

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Food

What Ive learned is I want to enjoy my life, and food is a big part of it. – Gwyneth Paltrow

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Food

When I go on stage man I just want people to have fun, I dont want people to think about their problems, I want people to get energy and nutrition and food from that so they can go back into the real world and work on their problems. – Jon Fishman

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Food

Random Quotes

Only the other day I was inquiring of an entire bed of old-fashioned roses, forced to listen to my ramblings on the meaning of the universe as I sat cross-legged in the lotus position in front of them. – Prince Of Wales Charles

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Eccentric, Eccentricity

A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend. – Author unknown

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Books

Prison service vans that travel 90 miles to take a prisoner 90 yards paedophiles free to leer at children in the very parks where they have committed horrific crimes. – Trevor Phillips

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Travel

Ive been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing. – David Cassidy

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amazing