Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson