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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Language
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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Other Quotes from
Food
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The Middle East is ailing. The malady stems from pervasive violence, shortages of food, water and educational opportunities, discrimination against women and – the most virulent cause of all – the absence of freedom. – Shimon Peres

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Food

I am but one member of a vast team made up of many organizations, officials, thousands of scientists, and millions of farmers – mostly small and humble – who for many years have been fighting a quiet, oftentimes losing war on the food production front. – Norman Borlaug

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Food

I believe food is the most brilliant invention ever. – Helena Christensen

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Food

What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow. – A.A. Milne (1882–1956), “Lunch,” Not That It Matters

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Food

Random Quotes

Basically we are all looking for someone who knows who we are and will break it to us gently. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Self-Discovery

If I look at the message Im portraying, I think it definitely is be who you are, but be your best you. – Kim Kardashian

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best

Peace is the virtue of civilization. War is its crime. – Victor Hugo

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Peace

When pleasure interferes with business, give up business. – Proverb

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Pleasure