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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Language
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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When I go on stage man I just want people to have fun, I dont want people to think about their problems, I want people to get energy and nutrition and food from that so they can go back into the real world and work on their problems. – Jon Fishman

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To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting in the hot sun, when you see these poor people, you cannot help but being compassionate or affected. – Geraldo Rivera

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Sadder than destitution, sadder than a beggar is the man who eats alone in public. Nothing more contradicts the laws of man or beast, for animals always do each other the honor of sharing or disputing each others food. – Jean Baudrillard

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Food is not your best friend or enemy. – Bethenny Frankel

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