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Quote by Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Back to School
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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Food
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I love food. – Amy Winehouse

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The average housewife goes to the restaurant to relax and enjoy the food. But when Eva walks in, she becomes the center of attention. – Eva Gabor

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Food

While it is true that we must seek value added industries like food processing plants and call center operations, we must do what is necessary to expand and develop our economic profile. – Alan Autry

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Its really easy to figure out why I love what I love, the holidays and food. I know the difference between having them and not having them. – Sandra Lee

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The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works is the family. – Lee Iacocca

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