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Quote by Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Food
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[Celery] is as fresh and clean as a rainy day after a spell of heat. It crackles pleasantly in the mouth…. it should be eaten alone, for it is the only food which one really wants to hear oneself eat. – A.A. Milne (1882–1956), “A Word for Autumn,” Not That It Matters

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In our short walks we passed the kitchen where food was prepared for the nurses and doctors. There we got glimpses of melons and grapes and all kinds of fruits, beautiful white bread and nice meats, and the hungry feeling would be increased tenfold. – Nellie Bly

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Families are struggling against a tide of junk information on junk food. – Diane Abbott

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But I dont begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not its just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. – Carol Burnett

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