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Quote by Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Back to School
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For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson

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Time
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds
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Other Quotes from
Food
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My philosophy from day one is that I can sleep better at night if I can improve an individuals knowledge about food and wine, and do it on a daily basis. – Emeril Lagasse

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Food

Its not difficult for me to stay healthy. I like healthy food. – Heidi Klum

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Food

You think about some of the most memorable meals youve ever had the food will be good but it will often be about locating a mental memory and taste is inexorably linked to all the other senses and memory, so ultimately it is all about taste. – Heston Blumenthal

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Food

I buy food and gasoline – thats it. – Kat Dennings

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Food

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The only thing we never get enough of is love and the only thing we never give enough of is love. – Henry Miller

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Love

If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie? – Author Unknown

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Marriage

There is a great difference between Christianity and religion at the south. If a man goes to the communion table, and pays money into the treasury of the church, no matter if it be the price of blood, he is called religious. – Harriet Ann Jacobs

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Money

Ill never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future. – LaToya Jackson

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Family