Quote by Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Food
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Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly. – M. F. K. Fisher

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Food

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food. – Joseph Epstein

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Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

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Food

A few years ago, kids from poor areas in France were asked to draw items of food. For a chicken, they drew a drumstick. For a fish, they drew a fish stick. Those are extremes, but there is a lot that needs to be done to help children discover good food. – Joel Robuchon

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