Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
In the worship of Bacchus, we have sacrificed too freely…. Why not consecrate ourselves to the queen of the Camelias, and revel in the warm stream of sympathy that flows from her altar? In the liquid amber within the ivory-porcelain, the initiated may touch the sweet reticence of Confucius… – Okakura KakuzÅ