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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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Ive always done food that can work in a set time frame. The message Im trying to get across is, it doesnt have to take three days to do this. With planning, you can do a lot and really have quality food every day. – Emeril Lagasse

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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people theyre trying to keep out. – Calvin Trillin

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Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor

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We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. – Alfred E. Newman

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