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Quote by Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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Labor Day
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson

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This president has said this has to be a priority for our nation, protecting our food supply from terrorist acts, so he continues to provide the funding that is necessary. – Mike Johanns

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I think the most wonderful thing in the world is another chef. Im always excited about learning new things about food. – Paul Prudhomme

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I can get whatever I want to eat and when you, you know, you forget to eat you sometimes pick up fast food. – Star Jones

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