Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson