Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson