Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson