Quote by Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is k

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson

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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson

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I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. – Jim McKenny

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My other car is a Zamboni. – Hockey Saying

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