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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is k

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson

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High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating. – Author Unknown

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