Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson