Quote by Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is k

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield

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By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. – Steve Rushin

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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. – Author Unknown

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Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. – Stephen Leacock

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