Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson