Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson