Quote by Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it wo

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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Heaven is blessed with perfect rest but the blessing of earth is toil. – Henry van Dyke

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It is labour indeed that puts the difference on everything. – John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, 1690

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Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop. – Ovid

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The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself. – H.L. Mencken

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. – Anne Gibbons

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Im vulnerable to criticism. Any artist is, because you work alone in your studio and, until recently, critics were the only way youd get any feedback. – Howard Hodgkin

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It is false to suggest that medical breakthroughs come only through government research. – Roger Wicker

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Money is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets. – W. Somerset Maugham

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