If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson