Quote by Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it wo

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Back to School
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

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Politics
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The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

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best
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Other Quotes from
Labor Day
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There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers. – H.M. Tomlinson

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Labor Day

The end of labor is to gain leisure. – Aristotle

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Labor Day

Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop. – Ovid

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Labor Day

The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself. – H.L. Mencken

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Labor Day

Random Quotes

Remember and help America remember that the fellowship of human beings is more important than the fellowship of race and class and gender in a democratic society. – Marian Wright Edelman

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Society

Racism is still with us. But it is up to us to prepare our children for what they have to meet, and, hopefully, we shall overcome. – Rosa Parks

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Equality

Why not seize the pleasure at once? How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation. – Jane Austen

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Opportunity

There is no man so good that if he placed all his actions and thought under the scrutiny of the laws, he would not deserve hanging ten times in his life. – Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1595

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Integrity