Quote by Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it wo

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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A mind always employed is always happy. This is the true secret, the grand recipe, for felicity. – Thomas Jefferson

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The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself. – H.L. Mencken

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Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another. – Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard

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It is labour indeed that puts the difference on everything. – John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, 1690

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The object of oratory alone in not truth, but persuasion. – Thomas B. Macaulay

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Nothing is lost yet, nothing broken,
and yet the cold blue word is spoken:
say goodbye now to the Sun,
the days of love and leaves are done. – R.P.T. (Robert Peter Tristram) Coffin

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The marks you receive in the school of experience are mostly bruises. – Source Unknown

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