Quote by Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it wo

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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A mind always employed is always happy. This is the true secret, the grand recipe, for felicity. – Thomas Jefferson

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Labor was the first price, the original purchase-money that was paid for all things. It was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased. – Adam Smith

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Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop. – Ovid

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Heaven is blessed with perfect rest but the blessing of earth is toil. – Henry van Dyke

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