If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson