Quote by Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it wo

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Food
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Language
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Back to School
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Labor Day
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The end of labor is to gain leisure. – Aristotle

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Labor was the first price, the original purchase-money that was paid for all things. It was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased. – Adam Smith

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God sells us all things at the price of labor. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Labor Day

Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop. – Ovid

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Who hears me, who understands me, becomes mine, a possession for all time. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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