Quote by Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it wo

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself. – H.L. Mencken

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It is labour indeed that puts the difference on everything. – John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, 1690

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A mind always employed is always happy. This is the true secret, the grand recipe, for felicity. – Thomas Jefferson

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God sells us all things at the price of labor. – Leonardo da Vinci

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We go all wrong by too strenuous a resolution to go right. – Nathaniel Hawthorne

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I like liquor — its taste and its effects — and that is just the reason why I never drink it. – Stonewall Jackson

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With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life Ive found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying. – Wilt Chamberlain

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Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals “love” them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more. – Edwin Way Teale, Circle of the Seasons, 1953

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