If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson