The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson