The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson