Quote by Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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The reason for the sadness of this modern age and the men who live in it is that it looks for the truth in everything and finds it. – Edmond de Goncourt

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When I was seventeen, I worked as a counsellor at a co-ed sleep-away camp for eight weeks. I loved it but it could be harrowing – it was far too much responsibility for someone my age. – Harlan Coben

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I believe we should encourage children to sing and play instruments from an early age. – Mick Jagger

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While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love. – Roger Zelazny

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