The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson