Quote by Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except fo

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last. – Robert M. Pyle

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A weed is but an unloved flower. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them. – A.A. Milne

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One is tempted to say that the most human plants, after all, are the weeds. – John Burroughs, Pepacton, 1881

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