Quote by Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except fo

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Weeds
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Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. – Author Unknown

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He who hunts for flowers will finds flowers; and he who loves weeds will find weeds. – Henry Ward Beecher

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A weed is but an unloved flower. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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One is tempted to say that the most human plants, after all, are the weeds. – John Burroughs, Pepacton, 1881

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