A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson