A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson