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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except fo

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Back to School
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

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Politics
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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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He who hunts for flowers will finds flowers; and he who loves weeds will find weeds. – Henry Ward Beecher

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What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of place. – Donald Culross Peattie

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Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Our best thoughts come from others. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Our faith is stronger than death, our philosophy is firmer than flesh, and the spread of the Kingdom of God upon the earth is more sublime and more compelling. – Dorothy Day

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Its so important for those living with chronic pain to establish good communication with both their healthcare professionals and caregivers. Clear communication about pain is vital to receiving proper diagnosis and effective treatment. – Naomi Judd

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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. – Author Unknown

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