Quote by Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except fo

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Food
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson

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Worth
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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Happiness
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Other Quotes from
Weeds
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But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last. – Robert M. Pyle

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Weeds

One is tempted to say that the most human plants, after all, are the weeds. – John Burroughs, Pepacton, 1881

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Weeds

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Weeds

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Emotion always has its roots in the unconscious and manifests itself in the body. – Irene Claremont de Castillejo

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The future and eternity are two entirely different things. – Doug Coupland

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A rocky vineyard does not need a prayer, but a pick axe. – American Indian Proverb

Art! Who comprehends her? With whom can one consult concerning this great goddess? – Ludwig van Beethoven

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