A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson