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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except fo

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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May all your weeds be wildflowers. – Author Unknown

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We can in fact only define a weed, mutatis mutandis, in terms of the well-known definition of dirt – as matter out of place. What we call a weed is in fact merely a plant growing where we do not want it. – E.J. Salisbury, The Living Garden, 1935

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Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. – Author Unknown

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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Its a joke to think that anyone is one thing. Were all such complex creatures. But if Im going to be a poster child for anything, angers a gorgeous emotion. It gets a bad rap, but it can make great changes happen. – Alanis Morissette

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