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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except fo

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Back to School
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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Labor Day
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Weeds
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May all your weeds be wildflowers. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of place. – Donald Culross Peattie

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Weeds

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Weeds

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Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense. – e. e. cummings

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On the other side, I do believe that the rhetoric we are seeing from the Democrats today is unprecedented, is a new low in presidential politics and goes beyond political discourse and amounts to political hate speech. – Ed Gillespie

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If you think that to grow a beard is to acquire wisdom, a goat with a fine beard is at once a complete Plato. – Lucian of Samosata, in The Greek Anthology, Volume IV, “Book XI: The Convivial a

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I dont think I look up to any players. Obviously you respect everyone. – Wayne Rooney

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