A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
What a strange thing is the propagation of life! A bubble of seed which may be spilt in a whores lap, or in the orgasm of a voluptuous dream, might (for aught we know) have formed a Caesar or a Bonaparte — there is nothing remarkable recorded of their sires, that I know of. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron