A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson