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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except fo

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds. – Author Unknown

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What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Fortune of the Republic, 1878

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Sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste. – William Shakespeare

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We can in fact only define a weed, mutatis mutandis, in terms of the well-known definition of dirt – as matter out of place. What we call a weed is in fact merely a plant growing where we do not want it. – E.J. Salisbury, The Living Garden, 1935

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