A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson