The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. – Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up. – Ted Allen