The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
There is nothing truer than myth: history, in its attempt to realize myth, distorts it, stops halfway; when history claims to have succeeded, this is nothing but humbug and mystification. Everything we dream is realizable. Reality does not have to be: it is simply what it is. – Eugene Ionesco