The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. – Robert A. Heinlein