Quote by Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by pe

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds
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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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Housewarming
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The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. – Sam Levenson, You Don’t Have to Be in “Who’s Who” to Know What&#8217

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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. – Henry Youngman

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What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret

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I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It’s a bargain. – Gene Perret

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