A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson
I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves — such an ethical basis I call more proper for a herd of swine. The ideals which have lighted me on my way and time after time given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. – Albert Einstein, “What I Believe,” Forum and Century, 1930