A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Have no fear of robbers or murderers. They are external dangers, petty dangers. We should fear ourselves. Prejudices are the real robbers; vices the real murders. The great dangers are within us. Why worry about what threatens our heads or purses? Let us think instead of what threatens our souls. – Victor Hugo