Quote by Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - D

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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The only guy I have to get better than is who I am right now. – M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

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If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable. – Georges Courteline, La philosophie de Georges Courteline, 1917

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A man is usually more careful of his money than of his principles. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., speech, Boston, 8 January 1897

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Goodness is the only investment that never fails. – Henry David Thoreau

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