A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson