A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson