A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson