A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson