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Quotes by

Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. – Doug Larson

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson