Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson