Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. – Doug Larson
A game one of my sisters will play with me in my first year of being alive is called Good Baby, Bad Baby. This consists of being told I am a good baby until I smile and laugh, then being told I am a bad baby until I burst into tears. This training will stand me in good stead all through my life. – Ali Smith