Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson