Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson