The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson