Quote by Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop

The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, youre always going to find a hip-hop tape thats all I buy, thats all I live, thats all I listen to, thats all I love. – Eminem

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Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all. – Henry David Thoreau

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