The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson

The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson