The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson
Folks dont like to have somebody around knowing more than they do. It aggravates em. Youre not gonna change any of them by talking right, theyve got to want to learn themselves, and when they dont want to learn theres nothing you can do but keep your mouth shut or talk their language. – Harper Lee