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The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop

The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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I think if you give your best as a parent, then thats all you can do. – Heidi Klum

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Modern Orthodoxy has a highly positive attitude toward the State of Israel. Our Ultra-Orthodox brethren recognize only the Holy Land, but not the state. – Norman Lamm

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