The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson