The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. – Doug Larson