Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson
Im not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. – Paris Hilton