If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson