A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl