A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson