A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson
People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858