Quote by Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourse

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson

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Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda

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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl

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In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. – Arthur Koestler

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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