A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl
When it comes to the health of our families, Barack refused to listen to all those folks who told him to leave health reform for another day, another president. He didnt care whether it was the easy thing to do politically – thats not how he was raised – he cared that it was the right thing to do. – Michelle Obama