A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. – Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl