A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson