A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl