A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson
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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl
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