A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, thered be a shortage of fishing poles. – Doug Larson
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl