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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourse

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson

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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. – Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl

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Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to put its pants on. – Winston Churchill

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