A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl