A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858