A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858