A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl