A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858