Quote by Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourse

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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A good pun is its own reword. – Author Unknown

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A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect. – Charles Lamb, "Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best," Las

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People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858

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A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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