A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson
When I was growing up, my mother was always a friend to my siblings and me (in addition to being all the other things a mom is), and I was always grateful for that because I knew she was someone I could talk to and joke with, and argue with and that nothing would ever harm that friendship. – Marlo Thomas