A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson
An artist, in giving a concert, should not demand an entrance fee but should ask the public to pay, just before leaving as much as they like. From the sum he would be able to judge what the world thinks of him — and we would have fewer mediocre concerts. – Kit Coleman, Kit Coleman: Queen of Hearts