A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson