A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. – Doug Larson
The search for conspiracy only increases the elements of morbidity and paranoia and fantasy in this country. It romanticizes crimes that are terrible because of their lack of purpose. It obscures our necessary understanding, all of us, that in this life there is often tragedy without reason. – Anthony Lewis