A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown
Someone has said: “A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.” – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962), quoted from a physiology lecture by his Uni
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went
All generalizations are bad. – R.H. Grenier
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. – Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change
If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle
Man was predestined to have free will. – Hal Lee Luyah
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
