I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
She was what we used to call a suicide blond — dyed by her own hand. – Saul Bellow Category: Humorous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen Category: Humorous
I feel like war should occur only for the most vital and necessary reasons, and only then. – Sharon Stone Category: War
One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. – Joseph Addison Category: Laughter
I think people need to have fun with whatever theyre doing – makeup, their clothes, music, live shows – anything you dont need to take too seriously, dont take too seriously. – Kesha Category: Music
It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs. – Thomas Hardy Category: Men
