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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that t

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

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Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A man whose mind feels that it is captive would prefer to blind himself to the fact. But if he hates falsehood, he will not do so; and in that case he will have to suffer a lot. He will beat his head against the wall until he faints. He will come to again – Simone Weil

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A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. – Honore de Balzac

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My team and I have reunited two elements that coexist with difficulty: respect and affection, because when they love you they dont respect you and when they respect you they dont love you. – Shakira

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The Laws of Clothing Shopping:
If you like it, they dont have it in your size.
If you like it and it fits, you cant afford it.
If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wear it.
If the shoe fits, its ugly. – Proverb

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