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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that t

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

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The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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We can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we dont know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we dont care that we dont. – Dylan Thomas

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I wasnt really a work conscious type of person. – Michael Jordan

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Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. – Norman Vincent Peale

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The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do. – Sarah Ban Breathnach, Simple Abundance: A Daybook of Comfort and Joy, 1996

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