Quote by Nicholas Chamfort
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that t

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Man was predestined to have free will. – Hal Lee Luyah

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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went

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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

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