Quote by Nicholas Chamfort
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that t

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East

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Man was predestined to have free will. – Hal Lee Luyah

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I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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