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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that t

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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