Quote by Nicholas Chamfort
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that t

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Author Unknown

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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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