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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that t

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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She was what we used to call a suicide blond — dyed by her own hand. – Saul Bellow

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Author Unknown

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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Sorrows gather around great souls as storms do around mountains but, like them, they break the storm and purify the air of the plain beneath them. – Jean Paul

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People used to say my son looked like a Mexican Biggie. And when he was first born, memories of Biggie… you know, we didnt always have the greatest days. For at least half the length of our marriage we were separated, so everyday was definitely not a good day. – Faith Evans

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Hatred — The anger of the weak. – Alphonse Daudet

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Experience has shown how deeply the seeds of war are planted by economic rivalry and social injustice. – Harry S. Truman

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