Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after. – George Ade

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after. – George Ade
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. – George Ade