Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken Category: Humorous
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill Category: Humorous
Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Humorous
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam of light which flashes across his mind from within. – Ralph Waldo Emerson Category: Light
