The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes Category: Humorous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen Category: Humorous
Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked Category: Humorous
A teacher enlarges people in all sorts of ways besides just his subject matter. – Wallace Stegner Category: teacher
We would be false to our trust if we allowed the time it takes to give effect to constitutional rights to be used as the very reason for taking away those rights. – Frank Murphy Category: Trust
