Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked Category: Humorous
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard Category: Humorous
Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball. – Jim Murray, 1967 Category: Soccer