Elayne Boosler's Quote - I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ev

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ev

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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