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Quote by Elayne Boosler
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ev

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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