Logo
Quote by Elayne Boosler
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ev

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

Other quotes by Elayne Boosler

Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

Category:
funny
Author
Elayne Boosler
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

Category:
Humorous

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Category:
Humorous

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

You know you’re a skydiver when you are thinking about taking all the but the driver’s seats out of your car. – Author Unknown

Category:
Skydiving

Thanks to words, we have been able to rise above the brutes; and thanks to words, we have often sunk to the level of the demons. – Aldous Huxley

Category:
Language

Friendship is inexplicable, it should not be explained if one doesnt want to kill it. – Max Jacob

Category:
Friendship

I wouldnt know how to find eBay on the computer if my life depended on it. – Marc Jacobs

Category:
Computers