I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? – Elayne Boosler
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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler
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