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Quote by Elayne Boosler
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ev

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

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Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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He who hunts for flowers will finds flowers; and he who loves weeds will find weeds. – Henry Ward Beecher

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I think you can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. – Paulo Coelho

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It is the around-the-corner brand of hope that prompts people to action, while the distant hope acts as an opiate. – Eric Hoffer

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The American ideal, after all, is that everyone should be as much alike as possible. – James Baldwin

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