I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard Category: Humorous
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny Category: Humorous
For the truly faithful, no miracle is necessary. For those who doubt, no miracle is sufficient. – Nancy Gibbs Category: Miracles
Even stranger things have happened; and perhaps the strangest of all is the marvel that mathematics should be possible to a race akin to the apes. – Eric T. Bell, The Development of Mathematics Category: Math
The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death. – E. M. Forster Category: Death
