I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken Category: Humorous
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change Category: Humorous
I know not why there is such a melancholy feeling attached to the remembrance of past happiness, except that we fear that the future can have nothing so bright as the past. – Julia Ward Howe Category: Fear
