Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig Category: Humorous
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken Category: Humorous
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
Nobody motivates todays workers. If it doesnt come from within, it doesnt come. Fun helps remove the barriers that allow people to motivate themselves. – Herman Cain Category: motivational
Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. – Richard Powers Category: Libraries
A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. – M*A*S*H, Klinger, “Bug-Out,” 1976 Category: Baseball
Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one. – Henry Ward Beecher Category: best
