A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen Category: Humorous
Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990 Category: Humorous
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change Category: Humorous
Odors have an altogether peculiar force, in affecting us through association; a force differing essentially from that of objects addressing the touch, the taste, the sight or the hearing. – Edgar Allan Poe Category: Smell (scent)