It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain Category: Humorous
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves Category: Humorous
One must verify or expel his doubts, and convert them into the certainty of Yes or NO. – Thomas Carlyle Category: Certainty
Usually I write about what I care about, which is a weakness but I think also a strength. – Mickey Kaus Category: strength
Im getting positive feedback for my acting so well see if any other interesting parts come up. – Johnny Vegas Category: positive
Education can lift individuals out of poverty and into rewarding careers. – Christine Gregoire Category: Education
