I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort Category: Humorous
I love spring anywhere, but if I could choose I would always greet it in a garden. – Ruth Stout Category: Springtime
Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety. – Australian Traffic Rule, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Category: Driving
