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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown

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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. – Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily

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Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Christians should be ready for a change because Jesus was the greatest changer in history. – Ralph Abernathy

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In architecture as in all other operative arts, the end must direct the operation. The end is to build well. Well building has three conditions: Commodity, Firmness and Delight. – Henry Watton

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