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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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She was what we used to call a suicide blond — dyed by her own hand. – Saul Bellow

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All generalizations are bad. – R.H. Grenier

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I read a lot of scripts that I just dont find very funny. – Jennifer Aniston

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My faith foundation works to bring about a greater respect and understanding between different faiths. We basically work with six popular religions in the world which are the three Abrahamic religions, Hinduism and Buddhism and Sikhism. – Tony Blair

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When history is erased, peoples moral values are also erased. – Ma Jian

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The realm of immediate or personal knowledge is a narrow circle in which these bodies move the realm of knowledge derived through faith is as wide as the universe, and old as eternity. – Matthew Simpson

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