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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
Author
Fred Allen
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

Category:
Family
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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many? – Artemus Ward

Category:
Humorous

Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. – Thomas Jefferson

Category:
Banks / Banking

The politician is like an acrobat : he keeps his balance By saying the opposite of what he does. – Barres

Category:
Politics

Something opens our wings, something makes boredom and hurt disappear. – Rumi

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Rumi

Its not the having, its the getting. – Charles Spurgeon

Category:
finance