A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen