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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Category:
Puns
Author
Fred Allen
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

Category:
Religion
Author
Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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Humorous

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

Category:
Humorous

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. – Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily

Category:
Humorous

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves

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Humorous

Random Quotes

We must have ideals and try to live up to them, even if we never quite succeed. Life would be a sorry business without them. With them its grand and great. – Lucy Maud Montgomery

Category:
Business

Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief. – Franz Schubert

Category:
Hope

Pink isnt just a color, its an attitude! – Miley Cyrus

Category:
Attitude

The practice of reflective meditation, which consists of holding certain ideas in the mind long enough to enable them to form emotional connections, tends to break up the crust of habit and to create a new will. – Walter M. Horton

Category:
Meditation