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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Category:
Graduation
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Fred Allen
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

Category:
Family
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Fred Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

Category:
Humorous

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If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. – Francis Rabelais

Category:
Attitude

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. – George Bernard Shaw

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Why kick the man downstream who cant put the parts together because the parts really werent designed properly? – Philip Caldwell

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design