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Quote by Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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Fred Allen
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Author Unknown

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Humorous

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Humorous

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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Humorous

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Humorous

Random Quotes

Work to ride and ride to work. – Author Unknown

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Motorcycles

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken. – Raymond Floyd

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Golf

In most of the world, it is accepted that if animals are to be killed for food, they should be killed without suffering. – Peter Singer

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Food

If we have no respect for our viewers, then how can we have any respect for ourselves and what we do? – Christiane Amanpour

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respect