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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Humorous

Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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Humorous

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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Humorous

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Every idea is endowed of itself with immortal life, like a human being. All created form, even that which is created by man, is immortal. For form is independent of matter: molecules do not constitute form. – Charles Baudelaire

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Immortality

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more. – H.L. Mencken

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Alcohol

Design is so critical it should be on the agenda of every meeting in every single department. – Tom Peters

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I dont like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you cant do it. – Ernest Hemingway

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God