Logo
Quote by Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

Category:
Party Invitation
Author
Fred Allen
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many? – Artemus Ward

Category:
Humorous

Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

Category:
Humorous

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went

Category:
Humorous

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

I am always looking for a cool tee shirt maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement. – Bridget Hall

Category:
cool

You dont attack the grunts of Vietnam you blame the theory behind the war. Nobody who fought in that war was at fault. It was the war itself that was at fault. Its the same thing with psychotherapy. – James Hillman

Category:
War

Whenever science makes a discovery, the devil grabs it while the angels are debating the best way to use it. – Alan Valentine

Category:
Science

If I hadnt of had music in my life, its quite possible Id be dead and Id much rather be alive. – James Hetfield

Category:
Music