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Quote by Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

Category:
Success
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Fred Allen
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Humorous

I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

Category:
Humorous

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

The goal of every culture is to decay through over-civilization; the factors of decadence, — luxury, skepticism, weariness and superstition, — are constant. The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next. – Cyril Connolly

Category:
Corruption

Im trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. – Oliver North

Category:
legal

The most powerful element in advertising is the truth. – William Bernbach

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Truth

My father made sure that I had lots of levels of education – from ballroom-dancing to painting, commando training, theatre and magic. – Baz Luhrmann

Category:
Education