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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

Man was predestined to have free will. – Hal Lee Luyah

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Humorous

Someone has said: “A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.” – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962), quoted from a physiology lecture by his Uni

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Humorous

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

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Humorous

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East

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Humorous

Random Quotes

A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. – Aristotle

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great

Im pretty sure this is it for the teen movie thing. Its so frustrating to read when you get to page 20 and youre like, Oy! Its the same thing again! – Marla Sokoloff

Category:
teen

Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an deaths the other. – Tennessee Williams

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Death

The reason we have poverty is that we have no imagination. There are a great many people accumulating what they think is vast wealth, but its only money… they dont know how to enjoy it, because they have no imagination. – Alan Watts

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great