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Quote by Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Time
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Fred Allen
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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All generalizations are bad. – R.H. Grenier

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves

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Someone has said: “A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.” – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962), quoted from a physiology lecture by his Uni

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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it. – Brander Matthews

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Every child begins the world again…. – Henry David Thoreau

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Baby or Adoption

Temptations, when we first meet them, are like a lion that roared at Samson; but if we overcome them, the next time we see them we shall find a nest of honey within them. – John Bunyan

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