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Quote by Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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Fred Allen
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

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Humorous

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Humorous

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Humorous

Random Quotes

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments. – William E. Borah

Category:
Government

The better the gambler, the worse the man. – Publilius Syrus

Category:
Gambling

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if youre not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I dont know quite what you mean by commitment in your life. – Hal Sparks

Category:
Freedom

It is a clear truth that those who every day barter away other mens liberty will soon care little for their own. – James Otis

Category:
Men