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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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Fred Allen
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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East

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Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves

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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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