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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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Fred Allen
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went

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Humorous

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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Humorous

Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Humorous

Random Quotes

Without international participation, jobs and emissions will simply shift overseas to countries that require few, if any, environmental protections, harming the global environment as well as the U.S. economy. – Fred Upton

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environmental

It is no less a feat to keep what you have, than to increase it. In one there is chance, the other will be a work of art. – Ovid

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Prudence

The funny thing is that Im the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone whos traveled with me. Normally, Im in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia! – Vera Wang

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funny

After you start learning all about the mechanics of piloting a riverboat, you stop seeing all the pretty sunsets and you start thinking about the weather. – John Hartford

Category:
Learning