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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Author Unknown

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Humorous

I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

Category:
Humorous

I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. – Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Mothers

My goal for technology has always been to reach a point where the technological mediation becomes invisible. – Richard Powers

Category:
Technology

One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot — the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something. – Peter Jacobsen

Category:
Golf