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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Category:
Graduation
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Fred Allen
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many? – Artemus Ward

Category:
Humorous

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

Category:
Humorous

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Category:
Humorous

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

I believe that stress is a factor in any bad health. – Christopher Shays

Category:
Health

Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors. – Arthur Schopenhauer

Category:
Learning

Treat those who are good with goodness, and also treat those who are not good with goodness. Thus goodness is attained. Be honest to those who are honest, and be also honest to those who are not honest. Thus honesty is attained. – Lao Tzu

Category:
good

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. – Joseph Joubert

Category:
Logic