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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

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It is with trifles, and when he is off guard, that a man best reveals his character. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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Pain is weakness leaving the body. – Anonymous

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Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes, that I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts. – Paramahansa Yogananda

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Everybody at home speaks mandarin except me. – Rupert Murdoch

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