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Quote by Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

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She was what we used to call a suicide blond — dyed by her own hand. – Saul Bellow

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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went

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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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There is only one meditation—the rigorous refusal to harbor thoughts. – Nisargadatta Maharaj

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