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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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Humorous

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves

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Humorous

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change

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Humorous

Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

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Humorous

Random Quotes

Im trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. – Oliver North

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legal

Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren’t through being children. – Cindy Garner

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Fathers

There are two worlds: the world we can measure with line and rule, and the world that we feel with our hearts and imagination. – Leigh Hunt

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Imagination

I sat in at every club in New York City, jamming with musicians, because it felt right – and because it felt right and we were having fun – the people dancing and sipping their drinks in the clubs felt it too and it made them smile. – Ray Conniff

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smile