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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

Category:
Fear
Author
Fred Allen
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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
Author
Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous

Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many? – Artemus Ward

Category:
Humorous

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

Someone has said: “A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.” – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962), quoted from a physiology lecture by his Uni

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams. – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Category:
Dreams

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect. – Bill Murray

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respect

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance. – Benjamin Franklin

Category:
Knowledge

I think a lot of people think that my parents deaths is why I write such sad songs, but thats not true. Those songs may just be the woman I am. – Shelby Lynne

Category:
sad