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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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Man was predestined to have free will. – Hal Lee Luyah

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Humorous

Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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Humorous

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

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Humorous

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Humorous

Random Quotes

We are celebrating the feast of the Eternal Birth which God the Father has borne and never ceases to bear in all eternity… But if it takes not place in me, what avails it? Everything lies in this, that it should take place in me. – Meister Eckhart

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God

And when is there time to remember, to sift, to weigh, to estimate, to total? – Tillie Olsen

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Time

The voice of the people has been said to be the voice of God and, however generally this maxim has been quoted and believed, it is not true to fact. The people are turbulent and changing, they seldom judge or determine right. – Alexander Hamilton

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My parents divorce left me with a lot of sadness and pain and acting, and especially humour, was my way of dealing with all that. – Jennifer Aniston

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sad