The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went Category: Humorous
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill Category: Humorous
Mans real life is happy, chiefly because he is ever expecting that it soon will be so. – Edgar Allan Poe Category: Life
It is impossible that had Buonaparte descended from a race of vegetable feeders that he could have had either the inclination or the power to ascend the throne of the Bourbons. – Percy Bysshe Shelley Category: Vegetarian
In troubled times the last thing you want to do is to stick your money into a film. Its such a gamble. – Robert Carlyle Category: Money
