The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill Category: Humorous
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle Category: Humorous
Your burden is of false self-identifications—abandon them all. – Nisargadatta Maharaj Category: Self
