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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I shou

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. – Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily

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If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown

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From the satisfaction of desire there may arise, accompanying joy and as it were sheltering behind it, something not unlike despair. РAndr̩ Gide, The Counterfeiters, 1925

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