It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain Category: Humorous
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went Category: Humorous
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard Category: Humorous
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron Category: Patriotism
We do not want the men of another color for our brothers-in-law, but we do want them for our brothers. – Booker T. Washington Category: Men