Quote by H.L. Mencken
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

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If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl. – H.L. Mencken

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Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. – H.L. Mencken

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Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many? – Artemus Ward

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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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You know, nothing is more important than education, because nowhere are our stakes higher our future depends on the quality of education of our children today. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Music can be healing, and with my history and my knowledge of both sides of what looks like a gigantic divide in the world, I feel I can point a way forward to our common humanity again. – Cat Stevens

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain

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