A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change Category: Humorous
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes Category: Humorous
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves Category: Humorous
Twenty years a child; twenty years running wild; twenty years a mature man –and after that, praying. – Proverb Category: Age
Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy Category: Family
My boyfriend calls me princess, but I think of myself more along the lines of monkey and retard. – Alicia Silverstone Category: dating
