Hollywoods just not funny. – Chris Rock
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock

Hollywoods just not funny. – Chris Rock
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. – Chris Rock