Quote by Chris Rock
Hollywoods just not funny. - Chris Rock

Hollywoods just not funny. – Chris Rock

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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous. – Chris Rock

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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock

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Its funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: So, what does it take to make it? Well, first explain to me what you mean by making it: Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? – Eddie Van Halen

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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. – Richard Lewis

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I think its always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. – Steve Coogan

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Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your kid. Dont let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. – Amy Poehler

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There is another old poet whose name I do not now remember who said, Truth is the daughter of Time. – Abraham Lincoln

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Governments cannot make marriages or turn feckless individuals into responsible citizens. That needs another kind of change agent. – Jonathan Sacks

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Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. – Barnett R. Brickner

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